(When she's using the potty) "Go away Mama. I need a privacy."
"I have a problem. I need something. I need a dress on me."
"I want to go to the coffee shop."
(When something's funny) "That larious."
It was cold and Vivian wanted to wear a sleeveless dress around the house. When I asked if she wanted to wear the dress over her pajamas, she replied, "No. I want to wear it over my naked."
Hand sanitizer = Hanitizer
"Mama, you be the evil step-mother."
"Mama, you be Auntie Em."
"You be mama cat. I be three little kittens lost their mittens."